It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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