I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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