he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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