I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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