This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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