If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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