He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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