Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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