so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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