The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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