I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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