I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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