I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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