Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
they're like a gay fantastic four
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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