My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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