i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Can you bring me the toilet please
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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