She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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