i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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