That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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