Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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