Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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