So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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