it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I understand Curling. That high.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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