I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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