You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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