I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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