She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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