id be glad to
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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