She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
