Sponge bath it is.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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