u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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