I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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