Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
All I want is dick and wine.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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