Im at strip club and am horny
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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