ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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