Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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