Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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