No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i dont even know how to be here
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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