How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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