we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
