its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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