Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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