playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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