scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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