1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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