its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
