She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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