I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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