I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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