i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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