just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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