she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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